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I went trick or treating at Starbucks with my friends.
We got free hot chocolate!
But the people at Walgreens just laughed at us.

adamusprime:

every time i eat an oreo where one half of the cookie is upside-down, i like to imagine that someone

somewhere

got fired for it

Apparently seniors and college kids go trick or treating.
Okay.

I really need a title for my blog.

I was on this one girl’s blog and her title was “Free Porn Videos” which I thought was clever until I realized how messed up my browsing history would look.

I really need to follow a silly blog full of cute and girly things everyone needs to follow one of those right

literally eating plain nutella out of a spoon.

There should be an app that tells you where all your enemies are before you go anywhere so you don’t like accidentally run into them.

Hey, ready to go rollerblading?

Yeah, lemme just check Ene-O-Matic.  Don’t wanna run into Fred LOL.

Actually that wouldn’t be legal.  It should have you type in your destination and then maybe something will come up telling you which of your nemeses are there?

Would that work?

there’s a chance he didn’t do it.

but I think he did.  I mean… it’s not like they were just rumors

but they were actual police reports.

so yeah.  I’m sleeping well tonight.

so uh just read an article about my spanish teacher from last year

he was accused like four times of molesting teenage boys

and bribing them with candy/test answers

and i don’t know what to think right now

i mean i knew he was weird and all

and possibly gay

but i never thought heweraslfjxkfahoeifhadfslkdfjaowdgihlk

adamusprime:

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Hit light fixture with useless iBrick, but not so much that the iBrick is completely broke.

Ever so gently, you tap the light fixture.  It pops out without much fuss, dangling from a hole in the ceiling by some wires.

I throw one of my shoes into the hole just to be safe.  If all is clear, I shall attempt to put my body through…

I have 9 followers.

This is good because it makes me watch what I post a bit

but not so much that I hardly post anything at all.

adamusprime:

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Today, I got the third comment on a vlogbrothers video.

I feel more developed as a human

but also more deprived of a social life.

ugh I just got a turntable account and no one likes my music.

this is the saddest thing.

Just sitting downstairs going on the internet gets boring after a while.

so sometimes I’ll go upstairs and do it.